❝Llamas with Hats❞ Sentence Meme
- “There’s a dead human in our house.”
- “[name], what did you do?”
- “Me? I, uh, I didn’t do this!”
- “Why did you kill this person, [name]?”
- “I do not kill people, that is - That is my least favorite thing to do.”
- “Well, this guy walked in. So I went up to him. And I, uh, I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.”
- “That kills people!”
- “Yeah, I’m in the wrong here. I suck.”
- “What happened to his hands? Why are they missing?”
- “I kind of, uh, cooked them up. And ate them.”
- “I was hungry, and well, y’know, when you crave hands, that’s - “
- “I was hungry for hands! Give me a break.”
- “My stomach was making the rumblies. That only hands would satisfy.”
- “What is wrong with you, [name]?”
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“Well, I kill people and I eat hands, that’s two things.”
- “You sunk an entire cruise ship!”
- “I watched you fire a harpoon into the captain’s face!”
- “That sounds dangerous.”
- “You were headbutting children off the side of the ship!”
- “That, uh, that must’ve been horrifying to watch.”
- “And then you started making out with the ice sculptures!”
- “Why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?”
- “Well, they were, uh, taking all the crescent rolls.”
- “I will not apologize for art.”
- “Whoa, you won the prize. I didn’t even notice that.”
- “I have a problem. I have a serious problem.”
- “You are just terrible today!”
- “Shhh. Do you hear that? That’s the sound of forgiveness.”
- “That’s what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence.”