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❝A Series Of Unfortunate Events❞ Sentence Meme

  • “I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.”
  • “A good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit.”
  • “This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you.”
  • “They’re book addicts.”
  • “The sad truth is the truth is sad.”
  • “People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.”
  • “How can someone so wonderful do something so terrible?”
  • “The world is quiet here.”
  • “Welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.”
  • “Even though there are no ways of knowing for sure, there are ways of knowing for pretty sure.”
  • “Never, under any circumstances, let the Virginian wolfsnake near a typewriter.”
  • “Nice girls shouldn’t know how to do such things.”
  • “If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.”
  • “When people say ‘it’s my pleasure,’ they usually mean something along the lines of 'there’s nothing on Earth I would rather do less.’”
  • “The moral of Snow White is never eat apples.” 
  • “Accidents happen all the time.”
  • “Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.” 
  • “Wicked people never have time for reading. It’s one of the reasons for their wickedness.”