Cr1tikal sentence meme
- ❝ Nothing says a good party like everyone shooting at nothing. ❞
- ❝ Whoops, you heard me insulting you? Yeah, don’t take it personally… you’re just a piece of shit. ❞
- ❝ Yeah, I got murdered — what about it? ❞
- ❝ So, number one: this is a huge waste of my time. And number two: go fuck yourself. ❞
- ❝ I can now grab the sun by the titties. ❞
- ❝ The second I re-enter this reality, I’m coming back to that fighting ring and I’m taking you to lunch. ❞
- ❝ I’ll trap you in this fucking corner. How’d you like that you little prick? ❞
- ❝ They gave me this card but forgot that I’m illiterate, so… ❞
- ❝ This orange is having a bad day! ❞
- ❝ This man just walked right through the event horizon like he’s walking down the sidewalk. ❞
- ❝ I’m late for my pornography class! ❞
- ❝ We can cut through the perception of time! ❞
- ❝ You can buy things with a credit card, I’m sure you knew that… but did you know you can sell things with it as well? Such as murder? ❞
- ❝ Try to get Bill Nye to explain that shit! ❞
- ❝ No, no! Honey Nut Cheeri-no! ❞
- ❝ Do you think you could speak up a little bit? I can’t hear you over the sound of war. ❞
- ❝ PC versus… smack! ❞
- ❝ Is that dude trying to run for mayor? In my town - in Daddy’s town? ❞
- ❝ This is a party so good the cops put me on the most wanted list just trying to break it up. ❞
- ❝ You know what they say: you can never really know a person until you’ve walked a mile in their skinsuit. ❞
- ❝ I’d rather be gargling Bigfoot’s piss. ❞
- ❝ This is much easier to manage and comprehend than flying around having an existential crisis. ❞
- ❝ What the fuck? How did I not put those puzzle pieces together? ❞
- ❝ Give a tomato a false sense of security. When it thinks it’s safe, throw it on the fucking knife! ❞
- ❝ Just a little bit of ghost semen, a common ingredient found in most beverages. ❞
- ❝ Batman stole my arms. ❞
- ❝ Don’t mind my tongue, it’s just here to give you the gospel. ❞
- ❝ So this is how the world ends, huh? This is pure chaos and pandemonium! ❞
- ❝ If my dick doesn’t get sucked after that performance there’s something wrong with our society. ❞
- ❝ I’m trying to make a nice cold drink, not perform cold fusion! ❞
- ❝ Alright, I’m inside of this man. I’m wearing him like a fucking halloween costume! ❞
- ❝ General Titan Titties reporting for duty. ❞
- ❝ Who knows how many bananas this is gonna take to repair, fucking awesome. ❞
- ❝ What are you looking at there, pal? Never seen a rooster at a strip club before? ❞
- ❝ I can be your Q-tip, baby! ❞
- ❝ You need to fight with honor, not fuck! ❞
- ❝ He packs a punch, but I’ll pack his suitcase! ❞
- ❝ That’s right, I know you didn’t vote for me last time, baby! Here’s your chance for redemption. ❞
- ❝ Are they turning into a tire? That’s a useless transformer. ❞