Anonymous
asked:
Mom, did you know your daughter hangs out with a sassy egotistical skeleton? Does he ever come over for christmas dinner?
battleaccessory-blog
answered:

    “ Mum’s not here ; instead there’s me, the amazingly awesome Dad– Wouldn’t you prefe– “ 


  “ Desmond be quiet.  Sorry about him ; now what’s this about Stephanie hanging around a skeleton ?? You are aware that they are inanimate, which means according to you she hangs around a graveyard… “  Today seemed to be the day for odd visitors with stories about her daughter–  Her daughter who did not cut people, and did not hang around skeletons.. “ So if that’s what you’re implying, I suggest you leave now. “ 


    Desmond waited for his wife to leave before approaching the front door again, he did attempt to lean against the frame like he’d seen cool people do in movies- but the feeling of falling that accompanied the action put him off it.  “Stephanie doesn’t involve herself in your crowd ; and I’d appreciate it if you stayed away from my family. “