“Maximum Ride” sentence starters

roleplayermemes:

• “Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What’ve you been eating, rocks?”
• “Can I come in?”
• “We will call you Little One.“
• “I can talk to fish!”
• “She doesn’t have a soul. Have you ever seen her dance?”
• “You were designed to be very smart.”
• “And yet I still can’t program my DVD player.”
• “There’s nothing special about him at all.”
• “Well… He’s a snappy dresser.”
• “Pick a tree. I’ll carve our initials into it.”
• “So there you have it: the extent of my charms.”
• “I don’t damnsel well. Distress, I can do. Damnseling? Not so much.”
• “I choose you.”
• “Oh, God, I want to do this all the time.”
• “Don’t ever leave me again.”
• “I won’t. I won’t, not ever.”
• “Come back!”
• “Wake up! Snap out of it!”
• “You stupid jerk! I’m going to kill you if you die on me!”
• “I offered to pee on him, but they said no.”
• “They call me, The Sharkalator.”
• “I love you. I looooove you. I love you thiiiiiiiiiis much!”
• “I once ate nine sicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record.”
• “I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!”  
• “Blending is out of the question.”
• “There is one bright side to this.”
• “You looove me, you love me this much!”
• “You are avake, yah?”
• “And you’re still a jerk, yah?”
• “You stand out like a fart in a church.”
• “Where was the catch? ‘Cause I knew one was coming.”
• “Do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?”
• “You’re all the same. Count me out.”
• “Oh great. Yoda captured us.”
• “Dang, I’m good.”
• “I feel like I’m going to hurl.”
• “I feel like I’m going to HURL. Which, even if I wanted to do, I couldn’t do, because I haven’t eaten.”
• “I can’t even drag myself out of my room.”
• “You’re a diabolical little pyro, aren’t you?”
• “If you’re ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol.”
• “Yes, let’s have more testosterone running the country.”
• “Go to Germany and have kids together.”
• “Oh. Was I not supposed to say anything?”
• “I mean, this is pathetic.”
• “You can help each other. You’re perfect complements to each other.”
• “Shut up!”
• “I hear voices, okay?”
• “If you’re gonna be here, get used to it. Or else keep your distance.”
• “No, I know. It’s just–”
• “Their mothers were nobodies.”
• “Well, you’re right there.”
• “Yeah, you’re sitting in a tree because you’re fine. That’s easy to see.”
• “All you need now to make yourself more pathetic is a pint of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream!”
• “Excuse me? I’m alive too.”
• “So the first thing we’re going to do —is push you off the roof.”
• “I am a starfishhhh!”
• “I don’t care if we have our house, or a cliff ledge, or a cardboard box. Home is wherever we all are, together.”  
• “If you think I’m going to let you give up on us now, you’ve got another think coming.”
• “ No! It’s different for you, you don’t know what it’s like…”
• “You’re coming with us right now, or I swear I will kick your skinny white ass from here to the middle of next week.”
• “Now get up, before I kill you.”
• “Well, when you put it that way…”
• “Is that one of those square ones, in the middle?”  
• “What’s so funny ‘bout peace, love, and world destruction?”  
• “I’m not going to die today.”
• “Time to die.”
• “Harden your heart.”
• “Save your world. Love it. Protect it, and respect it and don’t let haters represent it. 
• “It’s yours! It’s all yours for the taking!”
• “Don’t leave the saving to anyone else, ever.”
• “I’m human, do you hear me? It hurts!”
• “When did they start coming after you?”
• “I think it was the bomb. That definitely seemed to tick them off.”
• “Just give it your best shot.”
• “You know, it sounds like you guys didn’t really think this all the way through.”
• “Well, I got news for you, nimrod.”
• “I’m done jumping through your hoops.”
• “You can tell yourselves that you’re doing all this to save the world, but really you’re just a bunch of psycho puppet-masters who probably didn’t date enough in high school.”
• “You mean you don’t have one? You can get ‘em at Target.”
  

ninadobrevadaily:

small child (✿◠‿◠)

clexq:

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skulduggerydaily:

Darquesse isn’t a separate entity. She isn’t another person. She’s you.

technofae:

{ we  played  war  with  wooden  swords } a playlist for when you realize the mud on your hands is now blood ; when the splintering wood becomes steel

writing on a wall - the dear hunter | iron - woodkid | blinding - florence + the machine | bang bang - willy moon | kingdom come - the civil wars | next summer - choir of young believers | your bones - of monsters and men | dance on our graves - paper route | esmerelda - ben howard | icarus bad blood - bastille | like lions do - right away, great captain | run boy run - woodkid | the sinking man - of monsters and men | illuminated - hurts | oblivion - bastille

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❝A Series Of Unfortunate Events❞ Sentence Meme

ask-meme-addicts:

• “I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.”
  
• “A good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit.”
  
• “This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you.”
  
• “They’re book addicts.”
  
• “The sad truth is the truth is sad.”
  
• “People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.”
  
• “How can someone so wonderful do something so terrible?”
  
• “The world is quiet here.”
  
• “Welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.”
  
• “Even though there are no ways of knowing for sure, there are ways of knowing for pretty sure.”
  
• “Never, under any circumstances, let the Virginian wolfsnake near a typewriter.”
  
• “Nice girls shouldn’t know how to do such things.”
  
• “If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.”
  
• “When people say ‘it’s my pleasure,’ they usually mean something along the lines of ‘there’s nothing on Earth I would rather do less.’”
  
• “The moral of Snow White is never eat apples.” 
  
• “Accidents happen all the time.”
  
• “Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.” 
  
• “Wicked people never have time for reading. It’s one of the reasons for their wickedness.”